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hot take:
Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.
Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.
Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards
& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards
#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING ‘UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)
further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.
omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards
by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.
Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards
@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror
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they look like they’re on their way to prom but bilbo insisted on taking a picture of them first
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rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead has both gay representation AND two braincell representation. tom stoppard had no idea he was being a progressive icon this entire time
one of my braincells is sharper and can recongnize red flags but doesn’t alert my other braincell which has adhd and is naive and they’re dating. hamlet is there
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Richard Armitage in ‘Dwarf Boot Camp’
“We arrived in February 2011 and we went straight into a training program which was called ‘Dwarf Boot Camp’. We learned how to run and walk. We wrestled with each other, we did archery together, we did sword fighting, hammer fighting, horse riding, everything you could possibly think of. […] It was an incredibly great bonding time between the dwarfs and it sort of went on as we were filming.” -Richard Armitage
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Just walk Jalen
Damn Jalen please walk
He be ready to get tf outta there.
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